Top 15
top 15 reasons to convert to radical Islam
15. You get to decide what size stick to beat your wife with
14. you'll have the right to practice any religion you want as long as it is Islam
13. you no longer have to get the comics in your Sunday newspaper
12. you can create an amputation friendly criminal justice system
11. You can ask your wife if the bomb vest makes your butt look big
10. you can go to the strip club where there is full facial nudity
9. Your mother says you can have your brothers room after he blows himself up
8. You don't care if your wife is happy
7. you occassionally like to dress in a pink frilly burka
6. you never have to say you're sorry
5. your high school yearbook proclaimed you most likely to start a jihad
4. gasoline is cheap and so are the goats
3. you can send your wife a card that says "jihad me at hello"
2. you can start a suicide hotline.....in elementary school
1. divorce divorce divorce
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"Don't even think about parking here" in Pashto
the saying "your mother wears combat boots" is true
you never liked pigs and monkeys anyway
you love that new car smell
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/25 @ 10:10 AM — (Reply)
You can kill all you want ...the more collateral damage the better
Islam means never having to say "don't hate me!"
You turn in cigarettes for minarets so it's healthier
A muslim woman never has to have a bad hair day
You never have a hangover
You don't have to spend time worrying about names for your kids..Mohammed will work just fine (again)
you can kill 3000 innocent people and suddenly start calling the shots in their own country
Comment by Z— 2008/01/25 @ 06:29 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/26 @ 02:08 AM — (Reply)
You get to wear your pajamas all day long.
You can kill your teenagers when they don't do what you say... Well, at least the girl teens.
Comment by Brooke— 2008/01/25 @ 10:22 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/25 @ 10:23 AM — (Reply)
you never liked zarqawi anyway but his nikes were the bomb
you found the sword of saladin in a cracker jack box
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/25 @ 10:49 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/25 @ 10:50 AM — (Reply)
the neighbor will comes over and asks to borrow a cup of sand
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/25 @ 10:51 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/25 @ 10:54 AM — (Reply)
your wife looks good with two black eyes
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/25 @ 10:58 AM — (Reply)
If you're a chick you don't have to worry about dating; Dad tells you who to marry and you do it... Or else.
There's a sky brothel with your name one it.
Comment by Brooke— 2008/01/25 @ 12:52 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Brooke— 2008/01/25 @ 12:54 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/25 @ 01:46 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/25 @ 02:49 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/25 @ 02:50 PM — (Reply)
you NEVER, ever have to learn how to LAND a plane!
Comment by nanc— 2008/01/25 @ 02:54 PM — (Reply)
Comment by aza spade— 2008/01/25 @ 04:18 PM — (Reply)
Vote Ron Paul and end the boogeyman show.
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/25 @ 03:53 PM — (Reply)
there was my little trip to Iraq
and the loss of two of my friends there
is that enough for you Duggie or do you want more
really dugg you shouldn't ask questions you don't know the answer to
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/25 @ 04:31 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/26 @ 06:12 PM — (Reply)
Just giving your own question back to you, Elmer, that you like to use to show indifference to the loss of our liberties.
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/26 @ 06:18 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/26 @ 06:21 PM — (Reply)
Killer Bees may come - we better give away our right to bare arms!
Dumbasses.
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/26 @ 06:24 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/26 @ 06:26 PM — (Reply)
the difference is dugg that you haven't lost any of your liberties but we have been affected by Osama bin Laden
catch the difference dugg?
Comment by elmers brother— 2008/01/26 @ 06:39 PM — (Reply)
http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSL2650359520080126?feedType=RSS&feedName=worldNews&rpc=22&sp=true
How's about this stuff coming here? THAT would effect us, huh?
Comment by z— 2008/01/26 @ 05:02 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/25 @ 04:27 PM — (Reply)
AFFECT. DARN! You're right..and I copied him...thanks!
could you give me a simple and fast rule for that?!! seriously
Comment by z— 2008/01/26 @ 05:03 PM — (Reply)
Ed
Comment by Ed— 2008/01/26 @ 05:07 PM — (Reply)
Thanks, Ed. And you're right...I haven't been exposed to dugg too much as I don't get a chance to come here often....who knew? OKAY: I will not suffer the affects of him again? (right?!)
Comment by z— 2008/01/27 @ 09:36 AM — (Reply)
Ed
Comment by Ed— 2008/01/27 @ 10:11 AM — (Reply)
thanks. I'm hopeless. I have to ask my German born husband for English grammar. argh!!
Thanks...your advice, and his, is very effective..but I think I'll go back to thinking of other ways to say the same thing. And I speak 2 other languages !! Picture that!? (maybe better than English!?..apparently so)
Comment by z— 2008/01/27 @ 04:45 PM — (Reply)
BG
Comment by Barry G.— 2008/01/27 @ 04:56 PM — (Reply)
You gave 15 reasons but all they are thinking about 72 options!!!
Comment by The Frank Family— 2008/01/25 @ 05:43 PM — (Reply)
Another reason......pedophilia is not a crime.
check out my new site EB.....and everyone else as well.
Comment by Joe Gringo— 2008/01/26 @ 05:38 AM — (Reply)
btw......those were all very funny.
Comment by Joe Gringo— 2008/01/26 @ 05:42 AM — (Reply)
dugg-dugg-dugg...
how about three hour waits at airports?
the talk of a national i.d.?
footwash basins in the strangest of places?
five calls to prayer in others?
those asshats are affecting more than you can even imagine. not to mention the saudis have been endowing our larger universities for over twenty years in order to get their m.e. studies into them - how soon before it becomes "required" general ed curriculum?
somebody call the jaws of life to remove dugg's head from his hiney - it must be stifling in there!
Comment by nanc— 2008/01/26 @ 06:38 AM — (Reply)
but nanc it's all part of the Illuminati's plan to take over the world and create a New World Order
Comment by — 2008/01/26 @ 06:48 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 03:48 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:33 AM — (Reply)
how about that they have watches now that can BEEP you into prayer five times a day? ANy reason to have calls to prayer in MICHIGAN in the 21 century?
And, how the heck did they pray without foot washing basins BEFORE 9/11?
Why the heck is it only NOW that they can demand they don't have to touch pork as a butcher or take a fare with a bottle of wine or dog in a taxi? (that'll all fall under the same 'rule' that a pharmacist who doesn't dispense morning after pills to kill babies has to be fired while the muslim who doesn't want to touch pork can just cut chicken, right?)
"what do you have to do to get respect aruond this country, kill 3000 people?"
Apparently, yes.
Comment by Z— 2008/01/26 @ 09:02 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 03:51 AM — (Reply)
which is what Z is saying....how can the radical Islamists be afforded privileges and accomodations that non Muslims are not afforded? It's fairness Z is talking about.
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:32 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 04:56 AM — (Reply)
but
the Protocols and Replacement Theology are basis for anti Semitism and hatred for the Jews
I'm just very shocked that you would align yourself with those like David Duke and Stormfront who use those basis to do more than have an honest debate
and you have given me no Biblical basis for your philosophy
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 05:01 AM — (Reply)
but it's also pushiness I'm talking about, kind of forcing a hand against us..and irony...why ARE these things only coming forward since 9/11? why NOW and never before? I find that odd.
Comment by z— 2008/01/27 @ 10:05 AM — (Reply)
you're a dope, dugg. Did you read my post? Any thought to any truth there? "i'm a racist?" I have muslim acquaintances who agree with what I said...funny you'd see racism there, isn't it?
Comment by z— 2008/01/27 @ 09:32 AM — (Reply)
yeah, because we know how izlam bows to the illuminati...
Comment by nanc— 2008/01/26 @ 07:33 AM — (Reply)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n76g57X4hM
To tell me I need my head out of my ass is the pot calling the kettle black, Nanc. You are ignorant of the truth and a fake patriot wrapped in a flag.
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 03:58 AM — (Reply)
I guess in Dugg's world we should have supported the communists
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:36 AM — (Reply)
http://www.rense.com/general80/signn.htm
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 04:13 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 04:45 AM — (Reply)
no compassion for the rest of the world Dugg?
wow sad
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:46 AM — (Reply)
you're good Dugg...real good
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:48 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 04:55 AM — (Reply)
Ed
Comment by Ed— 2008/01/27 @ 04:56 AM — (Reply)
This comment made me burst out laughing!
Except I moved back from four years in Paris five years ago and see them finally waking up BIG TIME. i wish WE would, but with so many people who think like dugg, we're probably lost.
Comment by z— 2008/01/27 @ 10:04 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 10:15 AM — (Reply)
radical Islamists including Bin Laden wish to establish an Islamic Caliphate where Sharia law trumps our Constitution
and I expected someone with such a high IQ as yours to understand the difference
I guess not
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 10:04 AM — (Reply)
this is already happening dugg where have you been?
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 10:06 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 04:53 AM — (Reply)
Stalin distrusted Soviet Jews and used of them as the centerpiece of his purges. Stalin killed, directly and indirectly, millions of people.
Do you wish to make him a hero now?
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:58 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/31 @ 09:04 AM — (Reply)
Comment by HARRY G.— 2008/02/02 @ 01:36 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 04:47 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:49 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 05:00 AM — (Reply)
now it applies to terrorists as well
do you have any evidence that this is happening to you now or have you thrown away your phone for fear of them listening in on your conversations?
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 05:03 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 04:09 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 04:11 AM — (Reply)
You believe in faiy tales does that make you a fairy?
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 04:14 AM — (Reply)
HOOK 'EM HORNS !!
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 04:22 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 04:36 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:37 AM — (Reply)
I believe I've seen pictures recently of Ron Paul using the same high sign
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:38 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 04:38 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:40 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:40 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 04:49 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 10:13 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 04:40 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 04:41 AM — (Reply)
the horror
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:42 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 04:50 AM — (Reply)
it's no straw man you used it before or do you wish to claim NOW that it's not what you meant at all?
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:51 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 04:53 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 05:01 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 05:04 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 05:02 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 05:05 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 05:10 AM — (Reply)
lol
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 05:48 AM — (Reply)
Keep me posted please.
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 05:04 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Ron Paul— 2008/01/27 @ 05:05 AM — (Reply)
otherwise I'd say you don't have the courage of your convictions
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/27 @ 05:07 AM — (Reply)
see ya.
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/27 @ 05:08 AM — (Reply)
Imagine if this was happening to jews. Oy!
Comment by Dugg— 2008/01/30 @ 09:12 AM — (Reply)
Imagine
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/30 @ 10:38 AM — (Reply)
NBC news had one of the usual sob stories about Gaza on the air. Then it showed families in Egypt
being reunited due to the opening in the wall. The families were not in a Palestinian refugee camps but in Egypt. The reason is that the overwhelming preponderance of Gaza residents are and have always been Egyptian. The Palestinian rouse has always been a shell game contrived by Commies and their Pan Arabist/Jihadist Allies ( think N ASS er) to make Judenfrei greater Arabia more marketable.
Of course improving the lives of Gaza residents has never been the goal of this far left lie. The goal was to abuse a group of people as human hockey pucks. Fill them with hate and rage for the Jews and then capatilize on this populist anti-semitic rage to further communism.
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2008/01/30 @ 03:18 PM — (Reply)
Not sure who this comment is for. Silence, I K*LL you
Comment by Achphlemmed— 2008/02/06 @ 11:44 AM — (Reply)