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2007/12/25

A Blessed Holy Day

@ 04:16 AM (23 months, 9 days ago)
To My Democrat Friends:

 
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally
conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is
necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western
Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

To My Republican Friends:

 
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
 
h/t Nanc

Comment(s) »

  1. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I think you covered all the bases with that 1 EB... Same 2 U BTW ....

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/12/25 @ 06:20 AM — (Reply)

  2. MERRY CHRISTmas!

    that's the funniest greeting - blew coffee out my nose this morning while reading it - OUCH!

    *:]

    Comment by nanc— 2007/12/25 @ 06:33 AM — (Reply)

  3. Merry Christmas Aza!

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/12/25 @ 08:31 AM — (Reply)

  4. Thanx,It has been great...just cleaning up ...stuffed to the gills now !!!!

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/12/25 @ 11:57 AM — (Reply)

  5. Thank you for recognizing the validity and importance of the Mayan moon calendar in your salutations. :lol:

    Comment by The Frank Family— 2007/12/25 @ 01:43 PM — (Reply)

  6. You can't leave out the mayans ff.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/12/25 @ 02:59 PM — (Reply)

  7. Yeah, we only have a few more years left according to the Mayans. Use them wisely!!! :mrgreen:

    Comment by The Frank Family— 2007/12/25 @ 04:46 PM — (Reply)

  8. 2012 right?

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/12/25 @ 05:34 PM — (Reply)

  9. Dammit E.B. I had to think for that one, just to see if you missed one.......lol...not really...but I cut and pasted that one and sent it to a democrat freind just to tick her off.....lol....merry CHRISTmas to you and yours also...riff

    Comment by riffran— 2007/12/25 @ 07:55 PM — (Reply)

  10. Hope you had a wonderful Christmas with all your chickens nearby!:grin::lol:
    Nanc sent me the cut and paste...I about roared! So I posted it, along with AOW's 'Stress Diet"!
    Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!

    tmw
    chilli? Some machine doesn't know how to spell...

    Comment by the merry widow— 2007/12/26 @ 01:46 AM — (Reply)

  11. Beautifully put. Had to copy that and email it to a few of my lefty friends.

    The Mayans were a fascinating people, their day for it to end is winter solstice day, December 21, 2012

    Comment by Joe Gringo— 2007/12/26 @ 10:22 AM — (Reply)

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