Elmer's Brother

Paris Hilton

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1. No offense buddy but are you kidding me?

   Comment by Barry G.— 2007/07/05 @ 02:07 PM — (Reply)

2. It was supposed to be a joke Barry

   Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/07/05 @ 02:41 PM — (Reply)

3. I thought it was funny.
   
   Most people would call a Hilton in Paris incest.

   Comment by Farmer John— 2007/07/05 @ 03:09 PM — (Reply)

4. fj - I'm sure there would be a video too.

   Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/07/05 @ 03:47 PM — (Reply)

5. to FARMER JOHN....now THAT was sharp and witty one liner..(take a bow) rofl...riff

   Comment by riffran— 2007/07/05 @ 03:53 PM — (Reply)

6. Oh....I was trying to make a reservation and all they would take were Euros.
   

   Comment by Barry G.— 2007/07/05 @ 04:17 PM — (Reply)

7. Dang EB, I was almost getting excited...
   
   
   FJ, to funny!

   Comment by Robert Bayn— 2007/07/05 @ 10:32 PM — (Reply)

8. don't worry Barry Paris is hell in the summertime anyway

   Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/07/05 @ 11:11 PM — (Reply)

9. That's because Parisians take the month of August off, leave the city and leave their elderly parents behind to experience the power outages.
   Charming people, really! sarc/off
   Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
   
   tmw
   baton

   Comment by the merry widow— 2007/07/06 @ 01:00 AM — (Reply)

10. I guess my mother will have to make other travel arrangements then tmw.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/07/06 @ 04:58 AM — (Reply)

11. I lived in Paris for four years..BELIEVE me, Paris is EMPTY in August, except for tourists. There are enough hotels and restaurants open to serve them, though and I think the museums, etc., are open. The only real downside is FAR less traffic !! WOnderful to live and visit there in August (if it's not as hot as it tends to get!) Tell your Mom "bon voyage", EB, I hope she has a great time, it's such a wonderful city.
    
    SO, Hilton just sold their company for 24 billion bucks....Poor Paris, what WILL she do with no monthly dividend income!? geeZ!!

    Comment by zabelle— 2007/07/06 @ 05:37 AM — (Reply)

12. Hey Zabelle, do you have any golf courses to recommend in the greater Paris area? Especially courses where the caddies are strippers.
    

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/07/06 @ 04:01 PM — (Reply)

13. zabelle I was just joking my mother isn't really going to France

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/07/06 @ 06:19 AM — (Reply)

14. I'm sorry to hear that, EB...!! It's sure a great place to be!

    Comment by zabelle— 2007/07/06 @ 03:35 PM — (Reply)

15. what were you doing in Paris zabelle?

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/07/06 @ 04:34 PM — (Reply)

16. EB,
    With apologies in advance, TAG!. You don't have to play, of course.

    Comment by Always On Watch— 2007/07/07 @ 01:24 AM — (Reply)

17. Heheheheh.
    
    At least you didn't put up a video of Gay Paris!

    Comment by Brooke— 2007/07/07 @ 05:03 AM — (Reply)

18. EB, my husband was president of a company there (German/French) and I took French class four hours a day for 2 1/2 years, met great people, mostly Canadians and Americans, started to attend a Bible study.........Funny, when I found we were moving to Paris, my sister said "Hey, Z, they have Bible Study Fellowship IN Paris!" I said "you think I"m going to PARIS to read the BIBLE?"
    About 3 years into the stay, expat friends moved away, I couldn't take MORE French and STILL not get it that well (!), and I remembered what she said.
    Changed my life, EB...forever.
    
    No, Ernie...no golf courses (though there are plenty, I don't know their names) and no stripper golf courses, TRUST me. But, you could see a little hooker action in the parks if you look real hard.

    Comment by zabelle— 2007/07/07 @ 07:21 AM — (Reply)

19. "if you look real hard"? HUH?
    
    
    

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/07/07 @ 04:35 PM — (Reply)

20. zabelle, very interesting story and don't give Ernie any ideas

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/07/07 @ 03:11 PM — (Reply)

21. "RED LIGHT" ....

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/07/07 @ 05:00 PM — (Reply)

22. It starts around that wierdo book store just east of the tower.....been there ...done that....fortunatly I survived....

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/07/07 @ 05:01 PM — (Reply)

23. That is a huge load off my mind Aza.

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/07/07 @ 05:16 PM — (Reply)

24. when u go to Paris Ernie be sure to go to the tower and head east from there...it all starts after that first corner....

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/07/07 @ 05:19 PM — (Reply)

25. EB, doesn't sound like Ernie needs any ideaas!
    
    Aza, "it" starts on EVERY first corner in Paris!
    But, seriously, you'll see hookers in broad daylight in cars lined up on side streets, waiting for a car to drive up! And, in good neighborhoods. And, in the beautiful Boie de Bologne Park, you'll see hookers naked from the waist up waving from vans parked under a tree!! We saw one driving my mother in from the airport on her first trip to visit us!! Another time, we came up the steps from the underground car park smack dab into a huge gay parade...with my mother! That was quite an experience!

    Comment by zabelle— 2007/07/07 @ 05:42 PM — (Reply)

26. hahahahaaaaaaa ...ya u r right but i was trying to make it easy as possible for ernies sake ....

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/07/07 @ 06:35 PM — (Reply)

27. I'll bet that sex shop / book store is probably still there too....I did consider myself to be pretty knowledgable untill I saw some of those ....even I had no idea of the grotesk stuff people come up with until that... the titles I dont recall but I wished I could remember at least one title it may still be in print....

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/07/07 @ 06:41 PM — (Reply)

28. zabelled I told you not to feed the animals.....

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/07/07 @ 07:02 PM — (Reply)

29. ???????? feed the animals

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/07/07 @ 07:23 PM — (Reply)

30. Couldn't help myself, EB!! Funny, my "image" word below to get this to post is "defile"! HA!! I don't want to DEFILE any of your readers, like innocent ol' Ernie.
    
    Aza....EB just means I'm giving ideas to Ernie, who teased about Paris and the seemy side of it...(or is it 'seamy'....people taking off clothing//seams?)oh, well!!
    
    guess I'll go type DEFILE now. Something about that amuses me. Maybe I'm very easily amused!?

    Comment by zabelle— 2007/07/08 @ 04:09 PM — (Reply)

31. Any idea is a good idea. How about stripper, caddie, beer cart drivers and lost ball finders?
    

    Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/07/08 @ 04:10 PM — (Reply)

32. zabelle, I like your sense of humor and your not afraid to be you. that's cool.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/07/08 @ 06:15 PM — (Reply)

33. OH....

    Comment by aza spade— 2007/07/08 @ 10:36 PM — (Reply)

34. EB...thanks, but I have to be unafraid to be me, who else would want to?!
    By the way, you just HAD to have seen my mother's face when we came out of that Paris underground parking structure and practically right up the fish-net stockinged leg of a gay Parisian man with false eye lashes on!! (man, I hope ERnie doesn't get too encouraged by this story!)

    Comment by zabelle— 2007/07/09 @ 11:03 AM — (Reply)

35. ...2 THUMBS UP...GOODONE......
    

    Comment by Damjan— 2007/10/06 @ 10:26 PM — (Reply)

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