WORDS ONLY WOMEN USE
As usual comments from the peanut gallery are welcome.
1.) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
1.) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Comment by Barry G.— 2007/03/29 @ 02:33 PM — (Reply)
...and my answer to all of the above is simply, "Yes, Dear!"
Of course, I pay dearly each time I respond w/the above.
Comment by Farmer John— 2007/03/29 @ 02:44 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Barry G.— 2007/03/29 @ 02:47 PM — (Reply)
oh boy, has nancpop had it now!
bemuse
Comment by nanc— 2007/03/29 @ 02:52 PM — (Reply)
o.t. - if'n you're up for a spar - go here and whup the tar out of uppity! you know, to get rid of the agression...
Comment by — 2007/03/29 @ 02:55 PM — (Reply)
Comment by aza spade— 2007/03/30 @ 04:59 AM — (Reply)
You forgot numbers 10-11
The Look: Who do you think you are?
The Back of the Head: I am so angry that I would burn you down to ashes if I give you # 10!
Good morning, G*D bless(you will need it) and Maranatha!
tmw
beware
Comment by the merry widow— 2007/03/30 @ 03:27 AM — (Reply)
AHA!
12. the furled eyebrow over the librarian glasses look - what do you mean you're going fishing when the lawn is a foot and a half tall?
Comment by nanc— 2007/03/30 @ 04:00 AM — (Reply)
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Comment by yejyfcyi— 2007/08/19 @ 08:31 AM — (Reply)
What do you think nancpop gave you kids for???
Comment by Farmer John— 2007/03/30 @ 04:30 AM — (Reply)
Nancpop could always use a schmack upside the head with my big square iron skillet! Or would it break on his head? If it does, can I sue him for a replacement and a bottle of asprin?
At a full 18 inches, it takes experience to not burn out the motor on the mower, or tangle the blades up so badly that it freezes up, or...yeah, nancpop for sure!
tmw
parole
Comment by the merry widow— 2007/03/30 @ 04:39 AM — (Reply)
Let 'em do it the old fashioned way! Builds strong muscles!
Comment by Farmer John— 2007/03/30 @ 05:27 AM — (Reply)
I forgot the attachment...
Comment by Farmer John— 2007/03/30 @ 05:28 AM — (Reply)
Comment by aza spade— 2007/03/30 @ 06:33 AM — (Reply)
couldn't resist adding this, which I rec'd this morning from a friend! Seems to fit the subject! HA!! Zabelle
Ovulation Study at UCLA
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. If she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
Comment by zabelle— 2007/03/30 @ 05:33 AM — (Reply)
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Comment by aindflgl— 2007/08/12 @ 12:45 AM — (Reply)
zin - hehehe...
elbro? perhaps you'd like to just wear one of these for a day...?
Comment by nanc— 2007/03/30 @ 05:55 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Brooke— 2007/03/30 @ 06:26 AM — (Reply)
EB,
I see that you are quite familiar with the spat dynamics of a marriage. Well, maybe not familiar enough. You should know when to cry "Uncle!" before #1, #5, and #8.
Comment by Always On Watch— 2007/03/30 @ 06:55 AM — (Reply)
10 more reasons why I am single...
Comment by InRussetShadows— 2007/03/30 @ 05:34 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/03/31 @ 10:47 AM — (Reply)
stink-eye has been known to move mountains, or so i've heard...
Comment by nanc— 2007/03/31 @ 12:59 PM — (Reply)
stink-eye has been known to move mountains, or so i've heard...
Comment by nanc— 2007/03/31 @ 01:00 PM — (Reply)
HICCUP!
woooooo, that beared repeating!
Comment by nanc— 2007/03/31 @ 01:01 PM — (Reply)
Happy Easter, Elmer's Bro...Blessings to you and yours...and to anyone else who commemorates this special day and happens to read this!
Comment by Z— 2007/04/07 @ 06:09 PM — (Reply)
HE IS RISEN!
HE IS RISEN INDEED!
HALLELUJAH!
tmw
Comment by the merry widow— 2007/04/08 @ 12:52 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2007/04/08 @ 05:23 AM — (Reply)
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Comment by eowwgohl— 2007/08/08 @ 08:34 AM — (Reply)
What do you think about... - You better think the same thing I think about...
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Comment by zdchjstr— 2007/08/16 @ 06:00 AM — (Reply)
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Comment by order phentermine— 2007/08/17 @ 07:21 AM — (Reply)
Comment by cathy— 2007/05/01 @ 03:03 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Ernie Els— 2007/05/01 @ 03:13 PM — (Reply)
angus...that's interesting to say the least
cathy....are you okay? lose your funny bone?
Comment by elmers brother— 2007/05/01 @ 03:55 PM — (Reply)
Comment by cathy— 2007/05/01 @ 04:49 PM — (Reply)
you're fine but you lost your funny bone? you've never heard of a joke?
esl I suspect
Comment by elmers brother— 2007/05/01 @ 06:13 PM — (Reply)
or you're like in the 8th grade maybe?
Comment by elmers brother— 2007/05/01 @ 06:15 PM — (Reply)
Comment by cathy— 2007/05/01 @ 06:18 PM — (Reply)
are you from the UAE or Dubai?
You don't understand it's a joke? What planet are you from? Does your jr. High teacher know you're on the internet learning english? How old are you...13?
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Comment by eurdgfzm— 2007/08/17 @ 10:31 PM — (Reply)
Comment by cathy— 2007/05/02 @ 03:30 AM — (Reply)
you're visiting from the united arab emirates so I assume that english is a second language for you
so I don't find it surprising that you would miss the humor in this
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