What's my line?
Will the real lefty please stand up....perhaps she was a progressive:
progressive - n. 1. statist using Marxist (leftist) methods and pretexts to progressively increase the power of the state; e.g., class warfare involving race, gender, sexual affinity, ecology and progressive taxation; as in multiculturalism, feminism and gay rights, environmentalism and confiscatory taxation, and rights to self defense, and frequently characterized by politically correct language. The lumpenproletariat are the shock troops used by progressives to increase the power of the state. A current method used by progressives to increase and hold political power is to create fresh lumpenproletariat by manipulation of immigration laws (see anchor baby). See watermelon party, see red.
my guess it that this description also fits her:
lum·pen·pro·le·tar·i·at - n. (esp. in Marxist theory) (1) modern lumpenproletariat - (also, new lumpenproletariat) a level of the proletariat comprising limousine liberals, college professors, teachers, students, film makers and entertainers that are now augmenting the ranks of the traditional lumpenproletariat; modern lumpenproletariat are characterized by an exaggerated sense of personal importance and infallability, and exhibit extreme tendencies of class conscious antiwar politically correct multiculturalism and contempt for the yeomanry, peasants, hoi polloi, Christians, bumpkins, rustics, patriots, and military personnel; preferring instead the company of terrorists, celebrity entertainers, the transgendered, pedophile poets, fashion designers, sodomite marriage brokers and new age mystics. (2) traditional lumpenproletariat - the lowest level of the proletariat comprising unskilled workers, vagrants, and criminals and characterized by a lack of class consciousness. [1920-1925; < G (Marx, 1850) lumpen rag or lumpen -, comb. form of Lumpen ragmuffin + Proletariat PROLETARIAT] - Random House Webster's College Dictionary Rev. 1995. USAGE The Democratic Party reaches out to the lumpenproletariat to mold them into party faithful. The lumpenproletariat are extremely useful for carrying signs, marching, protesting, promoting movies such as Fahrenheit 9/11, and for testing methods of crowd control. See also peasant with pitchfork, hoi polloi, bumpkin, rustic, proletariat.
or maybe we use this term:
neo-tribalism - 1. politics based upon narrow concerns, rooted in the exploitation of divisions of class, cash, gender, region, religion, ethnicity, morality and ideology - a give-no-quarter and take-no-prisoners <strong>activism that demands satisfaction</strong> and accepts no compromise. — from The New Tribalism, by University of Oregon President Dave Frohnmayer, see tribalism, see also chaostan
or maybe she is a part of this:
watermelon party n. - politics; the Green Party, green on the outside, red on the inside.
or this:
religious left - n. religious denominations with policies that support politically correct and progressive lifestyles and Democratic Party policies; traditionally Methodist, Presbyterian, Unitarian and Congregational churches, Reform Jews, and the Maryknoll Catholics; more recently various Buddhist sects. See facts and statistics on religious left
or
marielitos - refugees from Cuba admitted to the United States by President Jimmy Carter, among the marielitos were many criminals, sex offenders and criminally insane, that continued their occupations and lifestyles in the United States. Foisting the marielitos on the United States was considered a major political warfare coup by the Castroite Cubans. From the Mariel Boat Lift, Mariel a coastal town in Cuba.
or
Hanoi Jane n. - reference to actress Jane Fonda because of her antiwar activism and subversion of U.S. military forces and treasonous visit to Hanoi, North Vietnam in 1972 and 1974 in support of North Vietnamese communists. Hanoi Jane Fonda displayed the classic symptoms of ACI. See peace. See also subversion and Jihad
or
crypto-communist n. - hidden communist concealed behind soothing rhetoric and dissimulation e.g., socialist, democratic, progressive rhetoric. See also Hollywood Halfwit.
or
bol·she·vik - n. Inflected forms: pl. Bol·she·viks or Bol·she·vi·ki (-vk) 1a. a member of the U.S. Democratic Party adhering to the policies set forth by the Progressive Policy Institute (PPI) and Democratic Leadership Council (DLC), and following the leadership of William J. Clinton. VP.com 1b. A member of the left-wing majority group of the U.S. Democratic Party, following the model of the Russian Social Democratic Workers' Party that adopted Lenin's theses on party organization in 1903. VP.com 1c. a member of the Russian Social Democratic Workers' Party that seized power in that country in November 1917. 1d. A member of a Marxist-Leninist party or a supporter of one; a Communist. 2. an extreme radical: a literary bolshevik. In both senses also called Bolshevist. Adapted from the American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language: Fourth Edition. 2000. see also apparatchik, nomenklatura, bol·she·viks
who suffers from this
ACI syndrome (anal-cranial inversion syndrome) - n. serious medical disorder in which a person's head is wedged where the sun don't shine. ACI is a progressive disorder, sometimes terminal, and victims are frequently subjected to public ridicule, which they sometimes misinterpret as adulation and more frequently misinterpret as confirmation that they are on the right path to historical greatness.
This is why ACI afflicts many prominent celebrities including Mike Farrell, Tim Robbins, Alec Baldwin, Barbra Streisand, Mike Tyson, Jane Fonda, Ed Asner, Michael Jackson, Michael Moore and Sylvester Stallone, see Stallone diagnosis: "terminal ACI". Mr. Stallone had apparently lived with the disease for many years before he was diagnosed. Reversal of symptoms is rare, particularly among celebrities. There is a rising trend of confirmed ACI cases among politicians and the disorder has spread quickly throughout the news and entertainment media. Other at-risk populations include historians, university professors, professional athletes, divas, stand up comics and rock musicians. There are numerous instances of ACI syndrome reported among television news anchors, e.g., Dan Rather and Peter Jennings. Walter Murdock, LCDR, USN (Ret.) is the genius that first reported ACI among the Hollywood elites and this led to a popularization of the term on the Internet.
and they're all considered on the LEFT
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ring around the rosie red o'donnell?
cutlet
Comment by nanc— 2006/12/16 @ 05:16 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/16 @ 05:35 AM — (Reply)
...we all fall down.
tmw
chirp
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/12/16 @ 05:49 AM — (Reply)
anyone that uses the word "typical" and then sees a term they believe is being used loosely...well we've advised treatment
I'll try the offending line a different way...remember you can substitute 'left'
Before -
"Someone tell me again about how the Left support the troops, but not their mission."
After
Someone tell me again about how the progressive neo-tribalists with a Jane Fonda complex support the troops, but not their mission.
Someone tell me again about how the bolsheviks with ACI syndrome support the troops, but not their mission.
Someone tell me again about how the socialist crypto communists support the troops, but not their mission.
Someone tell me again about how the lumpenproletariat members of the watermelon party support the troops, but not their mission.
egg timer time
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/16 @ 07:03 AM — (Reply)
they DON'T! it's all so much lip service.
feast
Comment by nanc— 2006/12/17 @ 01:38 AM — (Reply)
...just look at that grip, eb! I knew there was a reason why I enjoyed golf.
btw - What's my line?
-waltz
Comment by — 2006/12/17 @ 03:33 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/17 @ 04:14 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/17 @ 05:32 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Brooke— 2006/12/17 @ 06:26 AM — (Reply)
Yes, it was me eb.
And brooke, a gentleman would never kiss and tell. It's a good thing I'm no gentleman.
-risky
Comment by Farmer John— 2006/12/17 @ 06:43 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/17 @ 07:54 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Ernie Els— 2006/12/17 @ 11:49 AM — (Reply)
i like golf.
newsy
Comment by nanc— 2006/12/17 @ 12:01 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/17 @ 12:08 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/17 @ 12:49 PM — (Reply)
it's the playing of the game - it's walking a course at 6:00 a.m. in the morning, knocking the dew off the grass - the putting - the sandtraps - choosing the right club for a chip shot for par - the drive - seeing how many beers you can fit into your bag...the mulligans, the five second drill - there is NO bad thing about golf. connecting with that little tiny dimpled ball with a one-wood and sending it 175-200 yards - there's a sport, my friend...that and playing with your best friend, who also happens to be your spouse...i could go on, but will stop now.
nexus
Comment by nanc— 2006/12/17 @ 01:26 PM — (Reply)
i certainly hope you didn't think i just sit around at merely watch it on television? my word! i have a difficult time sitting through a half-hour sitcom.
purple
Comment by nanc— 2006/12/17 @ 01:27 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/17 @ 02:24 PM — (Reply)
need a hanky?
posted
Comment by nanc— 2006/12/17 @ 02:36 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/17 @ 02:40 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/17 @ 05:17 PM — (Reply)
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/17 @ 05:24 PM — (Reply)
11. A cack-handed hooker screws right.
Comment by unaha-closp— 2006/12/20 @ 05:07 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Ernie Els— 2006/12/17 @ 05:27 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/17 @ 05:29 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Ernie Els— 2006/12/17 @ 05:37 PM — (Reply)
does it bother you when i do this________________?
fill in blank
mumbo
Comment by nanc— 2006/12/18 @ 01:53 AM — (Reply)
play thru?
-smite
Comment by Farmer John— 2006/12/18 @ 03:20 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/18 @ 04:43 AM — (Reply)
THE
-beggar
Comment by — 2006/12/18 @ 06:17 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/18 @ 07:22 AM — (Reply)
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"...
although a Jedi may set them for himself (only - not others).
-grades
Comment by Farmer John— 2006/12/18 @ 08:13 AM — (Reply)
How 'bout a little Trek?
Comment by Brooke— 2006/12/18 @ 08:22 AM — (Reply)
I considered that line a slam at G*D and evangelicals, though I still love the movie!
tmw
flinch
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/12/18 @ 08:51 AM — (Reply)
Starting with lefty definitions and on to golf...sometimes you never know what you're going to get here! ;-)
There is no finer game than golf, a sport where honor and etiquette are held to the highest standards.......oh yah, does anyone remember the 1993 US Ryder Cup team that was invited to the White House to have dinner with President Clinton? The whole team informed the White House that they did not want to meet with Clinton. PGA Tour Commissioner stepped in and ordered them to go or face fines..pretty funny. Another great thing about golf, almost all PGA Tour members are card carrying conservative Republicans. ;-)
2 more quotes.....
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive. ~Arnold Palmer
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour. ~Author Unknown
Tiger is the man.
Comment by Joe Gringo— 2006/12/18 @ 08:53 AM — (Reply)
I guess it is a slam at metaphysics, tmw. Not many can wield the absolutes with sufficient agility to yield "If One is not, nothing is."
I doubt it can be used in any other way.
-Well, I'm going to 'H for that one...
-sauna
Comment by Farmer John— 2006/12/18 @ 10:00 AM — (Reply)
Joe - I am flexible...I can almost do the splits...it's really a continuation of the post on the spitting "lefty"....mix in a little humor to keep yourself from crying and variety in life is always good.
Comment by elmers brother— 2006/12/18 @ 10:59 AM — (Reply)
Let's not forget Tony Montana, the world's most famous marielito.
"You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!"
And one for ducky.."I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."
Comment by American Crusader— 2006/12/18 @ 11:27 AM — (Reply)
Good one AC...
here's some more
Tony Montana: I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Frank Lopez: Lesson number one: Don't underestimate the other guy's greed!
Tony Montana: Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
Fidel Castro: [beginning] ¡No los queremos! ¡No los necesitamos! [We don't want them! We don't need them!]
Tony Montana: Me, I want what's coming to me.
Manny: Oh, well what's coming to you?
Tony Montana: The world, chico, and everything in it.
[after Tony gave her a big wad of money]
Mama Montana: Who did you kill for this?
Tony Montana: You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.
Tony Montana: The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls.
Comment by — 2006/12/18 @ 11:45 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/18 @ 01:53 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Howard Stern— 2006/12/18 @ 02:38 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/18 @ 08:35 PM — (Reply)
Moral Coward = Elmer's Brother
(This was the most nonsense I've taken the time to read in my life. Really, Elbro, please don't try to make the rest of the world foolish - that seems to be your purpose.)
And please, these made up dictionaries represent your relativistic mentality.
Elbro is relativistic.
I know you for what you are. You are un-American. If you wish to engage me, I can prove it.
But you won't, because you are a moral coward. You are an insult to patriotism. You are an insult to all that makes America good.
This post proves what I say.
Keep tearing everything apart for pride. Keep frothing with rage. Keep kicking the oppressed in the teeth. You prove yourselves for what you are.
Keep it up. The nation is coming to realize what you are. The nation is coming to realize that you are full of hate and false promises.
You promised to make a better world, but you bring a swamp of relativism. You are killing this nation, Elbro.
And you are too much of a coward to admit it.
Comment by Cataphract— 2006/12/18 @ 06:52 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Howard Stern— 2006/12/19 @ 12:46 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/18 @ 07:34 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/18 @ 07:34 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/18 @ 07:38 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/18 @ 07:39 PM — (Reply)
Lighten up cataract and nobody invited you.
EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE PERSON WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR!
lesson # 2 I don't engage a-holes. By this time it should have dawned on you that I could care less what you think. Hence the "Thick as a Brick" music the other day.
I'm not angry, this is the most fun I've had in a long time. I'm having a blast. Why do you think I've lead you on for this long...because I enjoy being insulted?
I didn't realize my blog had gotten to be so popular.
You promised it. I took lessons here.
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/18 @ 07:59 PM — (Reply)
c- If you are rude enough to barge into a party, at least LOOK around and see if the participants are laughing!
Dear Lord in Heaven, you haven't got the sense G*D gave a cockroach! If I were you, I'd be embarressed!
But you appear to have no shame, and that goes with the no sense!
Go home, grow up, then come back and behave like an adult!
EB, et. al., Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
charge
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/12/19 @ 12:55 AM — (Reply)
Weak, Merry Widow. Relativism. You argue that what is decend depends upon the audience.
You have no moral conviction.
Weak.
Comment by Cataphract— 2006/12/21 @ 10:37 AM — (Reply)
nanc is not laughing!
temple
Comment by nanc— 2006/12/19 @ 01:18 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Brooke— 2006/12/19 @ 01:42 AM — (Reply)
Nay, Brookie, because I attack what he says, not what he is. There's a difference.
Elbro seeks to divide us. His blog is not that popular, but he is part of a greater problem.
And it's not ad hominem if I've proven he's a coward. It's not ad hominem if I've proven what he as said is un-American. You should choose better company Brooke.
Comment by Cataphract— 2006/12/20 @ 01:12 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Millard Fillmore— 2006/12/20 @ 01:52 PM — (Reply)
Jackasses are often right. See Lincoln and Washingtion. Being right often makes you a jackass. Anyone who has had a statue dedicated to him or her is some sort of jackass (borrowed roughly from Firefly).
You guys don't care about Truth. You're demagogues; you prey on the worst in human nature.
If you defend Elbro's cowardice, you, too, are a coward. It's that simple.
Comment by Cataphract— 2006/12/21 @ 10:33 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/21 @ 10:48 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/19 @ 03:35 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/19 @ 05:59 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/20 @ 01:14 PM — (Reply)
duh?
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/20 @ 01:19 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/20 @ 01:21 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/20 @ 01:23 PM — (Reply)
EB and I go back for over a year. We often comment at each other's sites every day! Hell, I have family members that I don't speak with as often as that!
We know each other as well as the internet will allow, I would think.
And then you, after only a month of infrequent association grade my friends, and how I judge their character?
Bad, bad form.
Comment by Brooke— 2006/12/21 @ 06:59 AM — (Reply)
Brookie, dear, I thought you were strong enough not to defend relativism. Based on your statement, you support the idea that good and evil depend upon the observer.
Nice.
None of you have any moral conviction. I have proven that. I hope you guys can live with yourselves.
Comment by Cataphract— 2006/12/21 @ 10:25 AM — (Reply)
After What's my line and Jeopardy...we might play Password...
Cataract said:
Well it is my blog. doh!
Who would I be preying on?
the humorless jackass or the pseudo intellectual with a penchant for having a messiah complex?
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/21 @ 10:54 AM — (Reply)
You prove my point. You're a demagogue regardless of the audience. If, according to your question, truth depends upon the audience, you are a relativist.
Relativist: you care not at all for Truth.
Nice one, Elbro. I wish you could get a spine; then we could have a debate.
Comment by Cataphract— 2006/12/21 @ 11:05 AM — (Reply)
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Comment by Barry G.— 2006/12/21 @ 02:06 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Brooke— 2006/12/21 @ 07:05 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/21 @ 10:47 AM — (Reply)
Comment by jim— 2006/12/21 @ 09:39 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/21 @ 10:46 AM — (Reply)
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Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/21 @ 11:26 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/21 @ 11:45 AM — (Reply)
I gave him the benefit of the doubt just because I'm such a nice gal
Comment by Cate— 2006/12/21 @ 01:21 PM — (Reply)
Engaging him is not my problem. I'd be happy to do that if he had started out like a gentleman/person. I've tried to spell it out to him that his manners are terrible. If his manners had been different I would have engaged him. Instead he had this imaginary egg timer and decided after I had gone to bed that I didn't answer him quickly enough. Sorry but if you are going to be THAT big of an a-hole, you deserve going to the woodshed and getting the rod of correction. He has passed judgedment and drawn his conclusions. What's left to talk about? Other than to play Double Jeopardy and that's coming up after the next commercial.
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/21 @ 02:02 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/21 @ 02:04 PM — (Reply)
I'm just pointing out that he wanted to be engaged, I engaged him, and he's the one who walked away...
Comment by Cate— 2006/12/21 @ 03:49 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Brooke— 2006/12/22 @ 07:27 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/22 @ 07:39 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Barry G.— 2006/12/22 @ 08:53 AM — (Reply)