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2006/12/5

Flying while Stupid

@ 03:17 AM (21 months, 10 days ago)

It helps if you play the youtube video at the end while reading.

http://www.unclejoes.com/images/man_flying_on_magic_carpet_lg_wht.gif

Richard Miniter has the police report and a handwritten statement from an eyewitness. 

Magic Carpet Ride

I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy can all I found

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away




 

Comment(s) »

  1. Their "silent" jihad at work.

    This is a dumb question but why in the hell is this not news!

    Comment by Joe Gringo— 2006/12/05 @ 10:21 AM — (Reply)

  2. What a wonderful flying carpet picture!

    Comment by Millard Fillmore— 2006/12/05 @ 02:35 PM — (Reply)

  3. joe? i'm working on making this news! dayam - it's taken me a year to get the black fellow wanting to exterminate the white folks into the news...just wait...it may take a year and a half, but trust me - it WILL be news!

    minion

    Comment by nanc— 2006/12/05 @ 04:43 PM — (Reply)

  4. elbro - i'm e-mailing you the last nasty comment the brown one tried to post, just in case you need it.

    Comment by nanc— 2006/12/05 @ 04:45 PM — (Reply)

  5. I saw that on FOX nanc what a scream that guy!

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/12/05 @ 04:56 PM — (Reply)

  6. I'm more and more starting to think "dry run!"

    Let's see if the American public has gone back to sleep yet...

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/12/06 @ 06:05 AM — (Reply)

  7. word IS getting out:

    http://steveshodgepodge.blogspot.com/

    squirm

    Comment by nanc— 2006/12/06 @ 07:26 AM — (Reply)

  8. Just for grins and giggles I scrolled down, and what was the word?

    asses
    Honestly! And people don't think G*D has a sense of humor?
    How appropriate!

    tmw
    asses

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/12/06 @ 09:00 AM — (Reply)

  9. you're linked and chinked!

    cater

    Comment by nanc— 2006/12/06 @ 11:05 AM — (Reply)

  10. you're too kind nanc when is the grand opening?

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/12/06 @ 11:12 AM — (Reply)

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