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2006/10/25

Torture at Gitmo

@ 02:39 PM (20 months, 22 days ago)

The military has stepped up the tactics used to "entice" information from those being held at Gitmo. It seems that feeding them three squares a day and being culturally sensitive has not yielded the desired intelligence results. Gen. J. Brolin suggested that it was time to get tough. You thought using psyops on Noriega was bad, wait till you see whose music they are playing. Hava Nagila.

 

hat tip to Barry G.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c358/elmersbrother1203/babs.jpg

Babs promised a concert tour to Gitmo as soon as she figures out what to buy her sugar daddy Castro for his birthday.

Comment(s) »

  1. first i'd be sure to hand them their pork lard laden korans with my bare hands.

    brook

    Comment by nanc— 2006/10/25 @ 04:05 PM — (Reply)

  2. ahem...as far as barbs goes - do they know she's jewish? then by all means, let's send her - where do i send my donation?

    rejoin

    Comment by nanc— 2006/10/25 @ 04:07 PM — (Reply)

  3. I think they should make this more of a revue instead of simply a concert... add a comic, Rosie O'Donnell. And an actress, perhaps Susan Sarandon. A dancer, Madonna.

    Yeah, I think that's a good start. Oh wait, someone who knows how to mix drinks... can't have a show without refreshments - how about Ted Turner? (or Ted Kennedy ROTFLMBO)

    We could even leave them down there "on tour" until the whole war on terror thing is resolved (heeheehee)

    Comment by Cate— 2006/10/25 @ 06:07 PM — (Reply)

  4. That was a good one. :lol:

    Comment by Rosemary— 2006/10/26 @ 08:11 PM — (Reply)

  5. yeah Cate they all hate it here anyway

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/10/25 @ 07:39 PM — (Reply)

  6. It is torture! I mean, with an average weight gain of 20-40 pounds, those poor prisoners must be feeling bloated and not so sexy anymore.:razz:

    Playing Aguilara and Babs may be over the line... Who could do that to another human and sleep at night?:wink:

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/10/26 @ 05:00 AM — (Reply)

  7. Here's an update. It appears that four prisoners have committed suicide and others have resorted to smearing feces on themselves. The feces bit is an attempt to repel babs.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/10/26 @ 06:19 AM — (Reply)

  8. I thought the feces part was to ATTRACT babs.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/10/26 @ 02:13 PM — (Reply)

  9. Just wait till the new torture photo's from Gitmo hit the street. Amnesty International will be all over the interrogators.

    Comment by Farmer John— 2006/10/26 @ 06:34 AM — (Reply)

  10. FJ - this pic would be torture for anyone whether they are in Gitmo or not.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/10/26 @ 07:54 AM — (Reply)

  11. Thank goodness those particular sad udders are semifully clothed. I suppose all the wonderbras took one look and promptly went on strike.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/10/26 @ 05:06 PM — (Reply)

  12. I'm afraid that would constitute real torture, EB!

    ...and for that, I'd turn you over the the World Court!

    Comment by Farmer John— 2006/10/27 @ 04:34 AM — (Reply)

  13. they'd have to catch me first FJ

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/10/27 @ 02:41 PM — (Reply)

  14. There is only one present Castro would like and one good present for Castro.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/10/26 @ 05:12 PM — (Reply)

  15. Torture: Send in the Charlie Daniels Band, Darryl Worley and Toby Keith. They would have lots of fun playing "This Ain't No Rag, It's A Flag..." and more.

    Castro: Is it too goshe to die on your birthday? Just curious. He could always invite that evil doctor, Jack (oh what is his last name?) Kazikian(?). lol.

    Comment by Rosemary— 2006/10/26 @ 08:22 PM — (Reply)

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