Storm doors and the right thing to do
Over at longrange a used storm door was offered up as the grand prize for being the 10,000 visitor. Supposedly nanc wasn't computer savvy enough to know she was going to be the 10,000 th visitor. Needless to say the fix was in when one of the teambloggers (I won't mention names *cough* nanc) won the door. I've got my lawyer Jackie Chiles on the case. He was so moved by the pictures that he is working pro bono. Usually in these matters family members and employees are exempt from winning. After Jackie saw pictures of my freezing children he knew we could win. Nanc and Warren have tried to bribe me with macadamia nutless trail mix and promises of turkey dinners. NO DEAL! See the picture, you're responsible for that nanc and Warren. Judge Judy is gonna have a field day with you guys.
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UPDATE: Nanc and Warren think a bunch of legal mumbo jumbo posted at the 11th hour will help them. Think again. I'll put my waders on.
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i can barely wait - bring it on, elbro - bring it on...OR, just come and get it!
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/14 @ 02:02 PM — (Reply)
i'll pitch in for the greyhound ride!
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/14 @ 02:03 PM — (Reply)
EB-If you would just readjust the a/c, your children wouldn't have frostbite! BTW, just cram them into the old rustbucket, head for the Ozarks, enjoy Nanc's cooking, make a video and split the profits and GO HOME WITH YOUR BLANKETY-BLANK DOOR! Don't make me come out there and shake you by the ear!

tmw
crabby
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/10/14 @ 02:21 PM — (Reply)
it's gonna come down to a duel. choose your weapon, elbro.
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/14 @ 02:45 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/10/14 @ 02:54 PM — (Reply)
featherdusters at eleven paces...
humane
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/14 @ 03:07 PM — (Reply)
DON'T you dare say "BROOM AT NINE PACES"! mine's in the shop having it's tune up!
manage
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/14 @ 03:08 PM — (Reply)
storm doors at 1100 miles
Comment by elmers brother— 2006/10/14 @ 06:24 PM — (Reply)
Rotten eggs at 2 paces!

Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!:twisted
tmw
ennui
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/10/15 @ 12:15 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/10/15 @ 02:22 AM — (Reply)
PhoenixFire says habaneros at 3 paces.


tmw
wells
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/10/15 @ 05:46 AM — (Reply)
and he'd best do that from the room with the porcelain throne!
elbro didn't read the fine print at our 10,000th article!
phalli - oh, my word! not my word - the word verification!
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/15 @ 09:06 AM — (Reply)
Nanc- Try spear, remember to use the petroleum jelly EB!


tmw
spear
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/10/15 @ 09:13 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/10/15 @ 01:31 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Barry G.— 2006/10/15 @ 02:23 PM — (Reply)
Blisters ain't fun you nitwit!

Barry, how about brightly colored spray string in the most obnoxious combinations possible?
tmw
prayer
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/10/15 @ 02:32 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Barry G.— 2006/10/15 @ 02:45 PM — (Reply)
Why EB, I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you!
Didn't you see the link to the disclaimer in the initial post or notice the date of the disclaimer?
PS I hope you bought those waders from our fashion boutique.
PPS The trail mix offer still holds but some of the rasins appear to have legs.
Comment by Warren— 2006/10/15 @ 05:24 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/10/15 @ 10:40 PM — (Reply)
...better check w/your Caddy too. I hear he carries a lot a weight w/nanc.
Comment by Farmer John— 2006/10/16 @ 02:51 AM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/10/16 @ 12:20 PM — (Reply)
Barry- How about one in "tickle me pink", the other in periwinkle? Green and orange would also be good. Do we allow them goggles?
EB- If Arkansas is anything like Florida, grab the settlement trail mix quick, before the weevils move in!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
video
Nanc, If you can find someone to videotape the "Great Paint Mix" you really could turn it into a weekly fued show, with different blogger families spraying it out in hideous colors!
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/10/16 @ 03:10 AM — (Reply)
feud, not fued
tmw
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/10/16 @ 03:12 AM — (Reply)
42 cotton balls at two paces - i wouldn't want to hurtcha!
justly
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/16 @ 03:52 AM — (Reply)
weevils I can handle - ate a lot of those in the cereal on the ship....corn flakes that expire in 1970 carry a lot of them...at least they float to the top
Comment by elmers brother— 2006/10/16 @ 03:52 AM — (Reply)
i've spoken to Jackie and I have agreed to settle providing you add some macadamia nuts to the trail mix.
Comment by elmers brother— 2006/10/16 @ 03:56 AM — (Reply)
will you also agree to buy your wife a new hat? it does not go well with that little mutt she's holding!
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/16 @ 05:42 AM — (Reply)
ah-oh - farmer brought "king kong" balls to a "cotton" ball fight at longrange - i recommend everyone stay out of his way! i don't know how far he can hurl them.
raise
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/16 @ 06:42 AM — (Reply)
that's one of my children nanc
Comment by elmers brother— 2006/10/16 @ 06:59 AM — (Reply)
aaahhhhhhhhh...so who's the fashion guru who bought that little number?
elects
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/16 @ 07:20 AM — (Reply)
It's not the hurlin' that the hard part. ;-)
Comment by Farmer John— 2006/10/16 @ 08:23 AM — (Reply)
...but then again, it was harder on Kong than it was on me.
Oooops. That didn't come out quite the way I'd intended. G'nite Gracie.
Comment by — 2006/10/16 @ 08:51 AM — (Reply)
nanc do you want me to call and sick the attack dog Jackie on you again?
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/10/16 @ 11:32 AM — (Reply)
EB- So, you saying you bought it? That's what it sounds like!
tmw
adept
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/10/16 @ 12:05 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/10/16 @ 12:18 PM — (Reply)
EB-You put too much freon in the a/c unit?
tmw
yield
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/10/16 @ 02:18 PM — (Reply)
think i'll just head to hawaii and buy you an entawr macadamia nut plantation - it'll be on you to git thar!
annoy
oh my, how apropos!
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/16 @ 03:13 PM — (Reply)
Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/10/16 @ 03:24 PM — (Reply)
now, if only warren would beg you to come on board, we could rename "longrange" "straightshooters"! or better yet, "nanc and the guys" - okay, okay - "nanc and the regulars" - nevermind...
lusty
honest to pete! what is it with your word verification?
Comment by nanc— 2006/10/18 @ 05:38 PM — (Reply)
And there's an ad for storm doors running on your site! Bwahahahahahaha! Someone has a sense of humor!
Good morning, G*D bless and Maranatha!
tmw
should
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/10/19 @ 12:22 AM — (Reply)
that is funny
Comment by elmers brother— 2006/10/19 @ 02:02 AM — (Reply)
...nice spittin' there EB!
the coffin stopped!
Comment by Farme John— 2006/10/20 @ 03:01 AM — (Reply)
You will never fool me. Neither will you ever get me to get in the middle of a FAMILY (you CHRISTIANS) dispute.
Hi everyone! Sorry to be away so long, but I've been busy. Yeah right. Just doing a lot of work that only I will ever know about, because it turned out to be nothing. lol. Oh well. Still good to see y'all are still having fun.
Comment by Rosemary— 2006/10/20 @ 03:55 AM — (Reply)
my children freezing is not a laughing matter
Comment by elmers brother— 2006/10/20 @ 03:39 PM — (Reply)
EB- If you didn't keep the a/c turned down low enough to keep the food cold, just buy your wife a fridge and it will be okay, you can even sleep in the house again!


tmw
keeler
Comment by the merry widow— 2006/10/21 @ 01:44 AM — (Reply)