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2006/10/4

Fatwa Accompli - Westboro Baptist Church

@ 01:26 PM (38 months, 6 days ago)

Westboro Baptist Church is at it again

"I inform the proud dhimmi people of the world that members of the Westboro Baptist Church and all involved in its hate filled diatribes who are aware of its protests at the funerals of young victims of homicide and general unAmerican activity, are sentenced to a life of appeasement, yellow bellied, red burka wearing dhimmitude."

Signed the Grand Ayatollah Mufti and Pubah EB

As always all dhimmis are encouraged to issue their own fatwas.

UPDATE: Apparently they have decided not to demonstrate...the fact they thought about still earns them a fatwa.

Comment(s) »

  1. your right mr. fudd.a funeral is a time of sorrow not a time to plot any harm,they stay too themselves leave them alone.

    Comment by MOS— 2006/10/04 @ 02:01 PM — (Reply)

  2. "I hearby decree that all of the proud neocon people of the world are compelled by the High NeoCon that, upon seeing a member of the Westboro Baptist Inbred Church, or any of their sympathizers, they should kiss full upon the lips a member of the same sex of the Inbred Baptist Church, or any of their sympathizers, because the reward of their discomfort is beyond the measure of discomfort YOU will receive, and surely your reward will be great."

    Ayatollah NeoCon Brooke, PBUme.

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/10/06 @ 01:10 PM — (Reply)

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