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2006/7/20

Someone help Shadak

@ 05:11 AM (25 months, 27 days ago)

I got this in an email and thought that if anyone *snicker* snicker* wanted to help this guy I could BWAHAHAHA pass on his contact info. I have some generous friends. I noticed since his family wouldn't help he has moved on to complete strangers.

 Sorry about the formatting. I tried to fix it and for some reason it always gets screwed up.

 

Hope I Can Trust You
As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry 
for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is 
SHADAK 
SHERIFF a merchant in Dubai, in
the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed 
with 
Esophageal cancer. 
It has defiled all forms of medical 
treatment,
and right now. I have only about a few months to
live, 
according to medical 
experts. I have not particularly
Lived my life so 
well, as I never 
really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my 
business. 
Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always 
hostile to
people and only focused on my business as that was the
only 
thing I cared for But 
now I regret all this as I
now know that there 
is more to life than 
just wanting to have  make all the money in the 
world.
I believe when 
God gives me a second chance to come
to this 
world I would live my 
life a different way from how I have lived it.
Now that God has called 
me, I have willed and given most of my 
property and 
assets to my immediate 
and extended family members as 
well as a few 
close friends. I want God 
to be merciful to me and 
accept my soul so, 
I have decided to give alms to charity 
organizations, as IWant this to be one of the 
last good deeds I do on 
earth. So far, I have 
distributed money to 
some charityorganizations 
in the U.A.E, Algeria 
and Malaysia. Now that my health 
has 
deteriorated so badly, I cannot
do this myself anymore. I once 
asked 
members of my family to close one 
of my accounts and distribute 
themoney which.I have there to charity 
organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan; they refused and kept the money 
tothemselves. Hence, I do 
not trust them anymore, as they
seem not to be contended with what I 
have left for them.The last of my money 
which no one knows of is the 
huge cash deposit of eighteen million 
dollars $18,000,000,00 that I 
have with a finance company abroad. I 
will want you to help me go 
there and collect this deposit and
dispatched it to charity 
organizations.I have set aside 10% for you 
and for your time. Please 
get back to me as soon as possible so that 
i can furnish youwith the 
Relevant documents and to get a proof of 
myself to you.My family are 
really working to see that this great 
Dream of mine reaming a thing 
of 
Thought. Best regards as I wait 
Your quick response.
God be with 
you.
SHADAK SHERRIF

Comment(s) »

  1. I forgot he has an Italian email address.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/07/20 @ 05:14 AM — (Reply)

  2. "It has defiled all forms of medical
    treatment,"


    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    I finally got the Nigerian scam email last week... It seems hard to believe that anyone on planet Earth could fall for these!:roll:

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/07/20 @ 07:08 AM — (Reply)

  3. We got the very same one a couple of weeks ago! They come in with about the same frequency as telemarketers - I guess SOMEONE must respond to these scams, or they wouldn't keep sending them.

    Or maybe they just want you to open the mail so they can start hacking or something; I'm hideously computer-incompetent, but I hear that good hackers can get very valuable information just from an email that someone has opened.

    Comment by cubed— 2006/07/20 @ 11:56 AM — (Reply)

  4. It would have to contain a virus: Another good reason to keep your anti-virus software up-to-date... Or own a Mac.:wink:

    I sent the "Nigerian" a nasty return email...:lol::lol::lol:

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/07/20 @ 12:42 PM — (Reply)

  5. if you are a giver to nearly ANY organization, your name will be put on a hit list and you're bound to receive these on a regular basis. however, if you do give regularly to one or two organizations, be sure to tell them that you will cease your giving if they sell your name to anyone.

    i feel sorry for the people who are duped by these scams. there are far too many and too many charities who genuinely need our help.

    i hope you're feeling better, elbro.

    Comment by nanc— 2006/07/20 @ 03:23 PM — (Reply)

  6. nanc - I have to go through another surgery, so life is not very good right now. Next Tuesday. The stents are worse than the stones. I know there are others suffering worse than I so I really can't complain, but I am tired of it. I hope to get back to more blogging when I feel better.

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/07/20 @ 03:58 PM — (Reply)

  7. EB,
    I'm so sorry to hear of your troubles with those cursed kidney stones. I have you on my prayer list.

    Comment by Always On Watch— 2006/07/21 @ 04:08 PM — (Reply)

  8. what about that laser thing where they submerge you in a tub of water and zap them? i'm sorry for your pain.:cry:

    Comment by nanc— 2006/07/20 @ 05:21 PM — (Reply)

  9. EB- I'm so sorry! I had hoped that you had gotten past this miserable round! When is the surgery, will put you on the prayer chain at church. There is a new scam out called "vishing" because they have you call a phone# and give secure info to a tape recording. They send official looking websites, i.e. Bank of America, and say there is a problem with your account, if you do what they ask your account will have a problem!
    Good morning and G*D bless!

    tmw

    Comment by — 2006/07/21 @ 12:29 AM — (Reply)

  10. EB, I hope that the procedure Tuesday fixes this problem! I'll pray for 'ya, buddy!

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/07/21 @ 02:58 AM — (Reply)

  11. I have had the laser but that didn't work. So I had the sound procedure done once (I have stones in both kidneys) They also installed stents. There is a stone that is still too large too pass so I have to go back for the high powered sound on one kidney.

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/07/21 @ 04:51 AM — (Reply)

  12. Feel better.

    Comment by Love— 2006/07/21 @ 08:28 AM — (Reply)

  13. I got this same email.

    Comment by Always On Watch— 2006/07/21 @ 04:09 PM — (Reply)

  14. I must have read it wrong when I got it. I felt so bad for the guy I sent HIM money and a loose change golf shirt.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/07/21 @ 04:36 PM — (Reply)

  15. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Looks like some looser hippie website. If they had any grasp on reality, they would know that peace is boring.:wink:

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/07/22 @ 03:18 AM — (Reply)

  16. Brooke,
    "Love" has been posting comments at my blog, Warren's, and Sixth Column.

    What's "Love" been smokin'?

    Comment by Always On Watch— 2006/07/22 @ 04:43 AM — (Reply)

  17. No doubt about it, the dude has been smoking kiln dried shredded camel dung.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/07/22 @ 05:13 AM — (Reply)

  18. Barry,
    Interlaced with hash and/or khat!

    Comment by Always On Watch— 2006/07/22 @ 05:15 AM — (Reply)

  19. Utopian dreams hey Love.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/07/22 @ 07:15 AM — (Reply)

  20. what's love got to do with it, got to do with it?

    what a flake!

    Comment by nanc— 2006/07/22 @ 10:13 AM — (Reply)

  21. EB,
    I responded to Shadak, he's a nice guy, I filled out the forms and he sent me $1,800,000.

    I got the following from a friend should you receive emails from these "scammmes".......The U.S. Secret Service is taking this seriously and has set up a special task force to deal with it called 419 (this is section of the Nigerian penal code which deals with fraud). An article I read said to forward the email to: 419.fcd@usss.treas.gov . However the USSS website says that if you have received a letter, but have not lost money, that you should fax the letter to: (202) 406-5031. The page with information on this is:

    http://www.ustreas.gov/usss/index.htm?alert419.htm&1
    http://www.fraudaid.com/ScamSpeak/NigerianScams.htm
    http://home.rica.net/alphae/419coal/
    http://www.data-wales.co.uk/nigerian.htm

    Comment by — 2006/07/22 @ 10:46 AM — (Reply)

  22. oops, forgot my name in above post!

    Comment by Joe Gringo— 2006/07/22 @ 10:47 AM — (Reply)

  23. EB,
    Look after yoursel mate.
    My thoughts are with you.

    Perhaps you guys are too harsh for the Merchant of Dubai.
    P'haps he really means business..no?

    Comment by MissingLink— 2006/07/22 @ 11:46 AM — (Reply)

  24. Joe can you spare a few bucks?

    TMW, AoW, Grav and all thanks for the prayers.

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/07/22 @ 02:42 PM — (Reply)

  25. Hang in there EB. Get all the drugs you possibly can from the medical people and don't let Mrs. EB see you pinching any nurses.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/07/22 @ 03:45 PM — (Reply)

  26. Barry- Mrs. EB is to good looking for EB to play silly games with the nurses! Besides, she looks like a sweetie!:grin: Behave yourself EB, and get better fast!
    Good evening and G*D bless!

    tmw

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/23 @ 12:29 PM — (Reply)

  27. Tell me the merry widow is NOT Mrs. EB.

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/07/23 @ 01:58 PM — (Reply)

  28. barry - bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhahaha! that oughta cheer some people up!

    Comment by nanc— 2006/07/23 @ 05:49 PM — (Reply)

  29. To top it off I developed an infection over the weekend, I felt like I got run over by a mac truck.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/07/24 @ 09:32 AM — (Reply)

  30. elbro - does that mean the surgery is delayed? dear Lord, the waiting is sometimes worse than the actual event. G-d be with you, elbro.

    here's something to cheer you up: my image word is "prune" and i'll be fifty this week! tryin' to tell me something?

    Comment by nanc— 2006/07/24 @ 10:00 AM — (Reply)

  31. Barry- Mrs. EB lives in the American Southwest, I live in the American SouthEAST! I'm a widow, Mrs. EB is not. No, we are not the same person, though I believe I would like to meet her! I am also older than she! She's also prettier than eye!

    tmw

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/24 @ 11:07 AM — (Reply)

  32. I, not eye! I laughed too hard at Barry's comment! Gotta go, thunderstorms(with possible tornados) on the way!

    tmw

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/24 @ 11:10 AM — (Reply)

  33. nanc you're too funny, you're only as old a you feel

    I've been told the procedure is still on

    tmw thanks for the comment I have no doubt that He is

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/07/24 @ 12:06 PM — (Reply)

  34. EB- You got weird words on your word ver.! haiku? really? Before it was narky, I'm getting weirded out here! Be praying for you, won't be the same without the Energizer Bunny running around! Get a good nights sleep and rest in the Lord!
    Peace bro!

    tmw

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/24 @ 12:31 PM — (Reply)

  35. EB,

    Good chattin' with you today, wish I had a remedy for you!

    the merry widow is right, you have the best word verif. words, mine was bonkle

    Comment by Joe Gringo— 2006/07/24 @ 12:42 PM — (Reply)

  36. my new word is apish - what the hell does it mean by that?

    Comment by nanc— 2006/07/24 @ 04:31 PM — (Reply)

  37. Try it in a sentence. "Hillary Clinton continues her apish behavior."

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/07/24 @ 04:35 PM — (Reply)

  38. well she did spend all that money on hair and make-up to look like an ape...next time, she needs to double up, perhaps she'll evolve all the way up to orangutan!

    okay - what's with this new word "runny"? i'm so offended!

    Comment by nanc— 2006/07/24 @ 05:28 PM — (Reply)

  39. Nanc- I got jarful,"?" The word ver. definitely has an EB flavor to it! Slightly strange. I guess that's why we love him, or not!
    EB- When you get this later, be well and take it easy, or I'll talk to your wife and children. They'll make you behave!
    Stay well brother!
    Good morning and G*D bless!

    tmw:eek:

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/25 @ 12:25 AM — (Reply)

  40. I have absolutely NO control over the words in the word verification but I know some of them are pretty strange.

    helter

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/07/25 @ 04:04 AM — (Reply)

  41. My luck must be turnin' (he said in his best Irish accent)

    Seems in another email I've been informed I've won the Irish lottery. Luck o' the Irish I guess.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/07/25 @ 04:10 AM — (Reply)

  42. i'm very happy to see you out and about - and will assume you are feeling a bit better?

    Comment by nanc— 2006/07/25 @ 06:08 PM — (Reply)

  43. it's amazing what good medications can do. all went well

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/07/25 @ 06:36 PM — (Reply)

  44. PTL for that! Glad to see you moving, I won't say running around(ouch) but definitely moving!
    Good morning and G*D bless!

    tmw

    ensign

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/26 @ 12:39 AM — (Reply)

  45. a grand bit o' news, elbro!

    ocean

    Comment by nanc— 2006/07/26 @ 02:06 AM — (Reply)

  46. phonon? What in the Sam Hill is a phonon?

    tmw

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/26 @ 03:03 AM — (Reply)

  47. phonon - it's when playa gets his cell phone out and talks to his ho

    flaky

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/07/26 @ 09:27 AM — (Reply)

  48. Well, in that case I'll "smote" him/her/or it!
    I got sewage earlier! Figures!

    tmw
    smote

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/26 @ 10:22 AM — (Reply)

  49. commie
    tmw
    I resent that!

    Comment by — 2006/07/26 @ 10:26 AM — (Reply)

  50. Man, I don't bother with these when they come my own junk mail! What makes you think I'm going to read this one?

    I stopped over to say hello and see how you're doing. I see I should come over more often! I can give you several ideas of what to write about. Are you really that bored? lol.

    Comment by Rosemary— 2006/07/26 @ 12:21 PM — (Reply)

  51. So Rosemary....what's new with you? What erudite subjects would you like to review?

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/07/26 @ 02:44 PM — (Reply)

  52. WHO CARES YOU TALK ABOUT STUFF WE ALREADY KNOW.BORING

    Comment by MOS— 2006/07/26 @ 03:48 PM — (Reply)

  53. hi rosemary I am a little bored with blogging at the moment just trying to provide a little levity, all my blogging buddies are covering the serious subjects

    MOS - and I am supposed to care what you think because?

    verve

    Comment by elmers brother — 2006/07/26 @ 06:37 PM — (Reply)

  54. Yeah Mos, so why hang around?:roll:
    Top of the mornin' EB! How you feeling? How're the wife and kids?(to quote Bill Cosby)
    Good morning and G*D bless!

    tmw

    weenie

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/27 @ 12:06 AM — (Reply)

  55. OMG! I had no idea you were ill. I'm so sorry. I guess it's a good thing I pray for my friends anyway, eh? I hope all went well. For a guy, kidney stones MUST be more painful. Keep up with the meds, but don't overdue it. lol.

    What topics would I like covered? Any, I guess. Whatever comes to Elmer's mind. That is why I come here. :cool:

    As far as MOS is concerned, he has not been to ALL my sites. He does not know about my cyber-news, my milblog, my Love America First site (stick that in your pipe and smoke it!), and he does not know about my Humanitarian site. Also, he has never been to my Loving God Holy site!

    So I'm not worried. If it's boring to him, let it be boring. He has the right to his opinion. I'm not going stop because of it, though:!: :wink:

    God bless and keep you, Elmer. May He heal you before the doctors get the opportunity. Let them see the Hand of God. :;):

    Comment by Rosemary— 2006/07/27 @ 12:38 AM — (Reply)

  56. tmw good morning family is fine

    Rosemary - I love all that you do and you cover things very well. There is always something going on at your sites.

    I will probably start making more of my rounds next week or so. Family is still in town and we're going to a cabin for the weekend. Now that's where I need prayer. 23 people in one cabin, it's going to be noisy.

    xenon

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/07/27 @ 04:10 AM — (Reply)

  57. EB! Good grief! You just had surgery(minor my big toe!) and you're going into a situation where sleep is about impossible? OY!

    tmw

    quartz

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/27 @ 07:04 AM — (Reply)

  58. You should groan and whine while they're trying to sleep...:twisted:

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/07/27 @ 08:07 AM — (Reply)

  59. blogger's block? remember when beamish had it a few months back? i have a new little piece up on o.c.d. you may enjoy - it's dedicated to the skidmarks!

    forage

    Comment by nanc— 2006/07/27 @ 10:21 AM — (Reply)

  60. At least it is more original than the ones I keep getting from "Nigeria", seeking my assistance in locating some long-lost relative who is owed $30 million or some other ridiculous variation.

    Comment by American Crusader— 2006/07/27 @ 01:48 PM — (Reply)

  61. AC - How are you? Hope you're getting along? How is the VA treating you?

    It is original I give it that.

    eyelid

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/07/27 @ 05:27 PM — (Reply)

  62. rowel, giddy up horsie!
    Good morning and G*D bless EB! How you feeling?

    tmw
    rowel

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/28 @ 12:12 AM — (Reply)

  63. tmw - Compared to last weekend I am doing fine, just tired.
    When do you start the next homeschool year?

    striae

    Comment by elmers brother— 2006/07/28 @ 01:58 AM — (Reply)

  64. EB- Glad to hear you feel alright! The tired feeling won't be leaving soon, not until everyone goes home! Homeschool will start when I darn well feel like it! In Fla., school starts on Aug. 9th! Not I, my son is "still" working on his GEDprep, should pick up some college credits which will make it easier to enter the Marines! My daughter has dyslexia, so it takes more time, we never really stop! It is a trial at times, even for her! But we manage, certainly glad she isn't in public school, being "labeled" isn't her! She is really smart, remembers what she's been told, but reading is a trial! So, I read her texts a lot, then we go over the spelling...if it isn't one thing, it's 2 dozen others!:lol:
    Good morning, G*D bless and have a great time this weekend!

    tmw
    glory

    Comment by the merry widow— 2006/07/28 @ 02:15 AM — (Reply)

  65. Hi, EB!
    Glad to hear that you're on the mend. The ortho put me some medication which has, um, some unusual side effects. Life is interesting!:roll:

    Comment by Always On Watch— 2006/07/28 @ 11:25 AM — (Reply)

  66. Hey buddy...sounds like good news. Let's hope this is it!

    Comment by Barry G.— 2006/07/28 @ 01:26 PM — (Reply)

  67. Whenever you feel up to it; You've been tagged.:wink:

    Comment by Brooke— 2006/07/29 @ 05:34 PM — (Reply)

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