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2006/2/17

Jihadi Price is Right

@ 09:56 AM (31 months, 13 hours ago)

You've probably heard of the cleric in Pakistan that is offering $1 million and a new car to whoever kills the cartoonist responsible for the pictures of Mohammed.  Kind of reminded me of a popular game show with one exception, homicide bombers don't get a bonus spin.

Roddy what's his face announces: Let's play Jihadi Price is Right....

Ahmed come on down....

Mustafa...bring your goat...come on down...

Muwaffaq..(this is a real name..means fortunate)

Mohammed...you're the next contestants on the Jihadi Price is Right

 

Our first item up for bid is.....a new donkey cart *

 

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c323/time2flyhome/donkeycart.jpg

Ahmed what's your bid?..

Ahmed..uh uh uh ....3 camels

Mustafa...uh...2 barrels of oil.....

Muwaffaq....oh that's easy....I'll give you one of my daughters...

Mohammed...$1

and the price is.....

$1

 (the riots and flag burning begins, along with the occasional slap of a wife)

Mohammed you'll look great in that new donkey cart...but take a look at what we have for you if the

"JIHADI PRICE IS RIGHT!"

...72 virgins.......

 

Roddy what's his face again: "THAT'S RIGHT MOHAMMED YOU'LL SPEND ETERNITY WITH 72 VIRGINS IF YOU TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON THE INFIDELS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DANISH CARTOONS...

SORRY NO BONUS ROUND.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c323/time2flyhome/wheel.jpg

 

* Infidels subject to the jizya tax and license

 

Comment(s) »

  1. These guys are escalating in front of the eyes of the world.

    Keep it up, Inmams! You'll soon have the whole world gunning for YOU!

    Comment by C-Mom— 2006/02/17 @ 10:25 AM — (Reply)

  2. You tell your people I cut up a Kaafir up for fun. But, for a blasphemer, I slice and dice him up real nice.

    Comment by Lover of Angels— 2006/02/17 @ 02:30 PM — (Reply)

  3. LOA, I don't have to tell them they can just watch the news.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/02/17 @ 03:01 PM — (Reply)

  4. ppssssssst....gay guy....yeah you....so called lover of angels....you are never going to see angels in hell you fool.

    Comment by A Conservative Realist— 2006/02/17 @ 04:00 PM — (Reply)

  5. LOA addresses his crew: "Alright, shahab. This is it. The final assault. We're going for the head of the Great Dane. I want no interference. If some ---hole starts to think he's Todd Beamer, break his face with your Kalashnikovs!!

    Comment by Lover of Angels— 2006/02/17 @ 04:57 PM — (Reply)

  6. I also read that someone in India--maybe another cleric, I don't know--has placed a bounty.

    This cartoon furor goes to show just how suppressive Islam is. I suppose that little detail is lost on them.

    Islamists started this war. Furthermore, they can't stand any voice which speaks in disagreement. What arrogance!

    Comment by Always On Watch— 2006/02/18 @ 02:40 AM — (Reply)

  7. Tolerance is not a very nice word at all. To tolerate sin is to agree with it. It is appeasement.

    No, I prefer the truth. I will speak my mind and heart until I take my last breath, then I will glorify my LORD, Jesus Christ, the only TRUE God whom came to earth to save all of God's children.

    Nice comedy skit. I would prefer it if we could just down right down to standing up for what it is right and just.

    Did you hear Kofi Anonymous (meaning I think he is less than a nobody) said? Close Gitmo. Over his dead body! :wink:

    Comment by Simple One— 2006/02/18 @ 08:48 AM — (Reply)

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