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2006/1/26

Joel Stein Fatwa

@ 07:39 PM (46 months, 16 days ago)
Fatwa issuing time. I know I am running late on this thing but dag nabbit I didn't want to give the twit any more free publicity. It's only because I love Seawitch and my comrades in arms.

"I inform the proud dhimmi people of the world that Joel Stein, the LA Times and all involved in its publication who are aware of its content, are sentenced to a life of appeasement, yellow bellied, progressive red burka wearing dhimmitude."

signed the Grand Mufti EB

.... and as Forrest Gump said...."That's all I gotta say about that."

All you dhimmis are welcome to issue your own fatwa in the comments section.

Comment(s) »

  1. I hearby declare that Joel Stein shall henceforth have the unsavory occupation of purchasing and applying Jon Stewart's hair pomade before each Daily Show.

    Comment by C-Mom— 2006/01/27 @ 07:56 AM — (Reply)

  2. "Holy Crap" - as Frank, my alter ego, says! I read the Stein article with disbelief....and that's putting it mildly. Joel is advancing the date of my application for American citizenship, with every post like that. Some-one needs to give that boy a smack upside da hed! "That's all I gotta say about that."

    Comment by Gravelrash— 2006/01/27 @ 11:13 AM — (Reply)

  3. Come quickly Grav.

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/01/27 @ 07:46 PM — (Reply)

  4. C-mom, would you want to wish that on anyone? The pomade is okay but having to be anywhere near Jon Stewart....I don't know?

    Comment by Elmers Brother— 2006/01/28 @ 08:16 AM — (Reply)

  5. It is kind of mean. Maybe we should reserve it for someone like Belafonte.

    Comment by C-Mom— 2006/01/29 @ 06:58 AM — (Reply)

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